Trading has enough
red candles.
Light a green one.
A premium trader-therapy candle for market open, stop-outs and the rare occasion when you actually quit while ahead.
Approx. 50-hour burn
One candle. One size. Far fewer decisions than your last trade.
Light it before the bell and pretend today will be different.
Step away from the order ticket.
Light the candle.
Do not revenge trade.
You did it.
You followed the plan.
Try not to give it all back before lunch.
I asked for
green candles.
The market did not cooperate, so we made our own. Wick Happens turns the language, frustration and humor of trading into premium candles actually worth leaving on your desk.
Dark-green glass. Clean design. Trader humor that doesn't need explaining. Part desk accessory, part coping strategy and a daily reminder not to move your stop.
“Not this kind. But I’ll take it.”
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Your label. Our candle.
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Tell us what you’re after and we’ll put something together.
The fine print, sort of.
Q. Is this a real candle or a chart joke?
A. Both. It is a real candle, and the joke is doing very well for itself.
Q. Do you offer financial advice?
A. Absolutely not. We offer candles. Please consult a professional before making any decisions involving money or fire.